Best vines's 100% Certain 2015 Oscar Predictions

1. Oscar, himself, will not show up

 

2. Braveheart will not win anything

 

3. No chance Edward Norton does a backflip

 

4. Everyone will be naked underneath their clothes

 

5. The ceremony won't be sponsored by bean dip

 

6. Doubt you'll see any babies

 

7. World hunger will remain an issue, throughout

 

8. No one will accidentally get a Grammy

 

9. The orchestra beneath the stage won't slowly keep sinking throughout the show

 

10. People are going to fart (but you will not know who or when)

 

11. No one will thank Herbert Hoover in their acceptance speech

 

12. No pears will be eaten (on screen)

 

13. Guarantee the trophies won't be wearing tiny hats

 

14. Upon winning, no nominee will put earbuds in and start listening to 'This American Life'

 

15. A crowd wave will not be started

 

16. When asked 'What are you wearing?', no one will respond "A Hamburglar costume"

 

17. No one will ask what they're not wearing, then wink

 

18. You sure as hell won't find Ryan Seacrest blowing any bubbles (gum or otherwise)

 

19. A leaked celebrity nude won't win 'Best Picture', as a joke

 

20. 100 bucks says this YouTube clip won't play when Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 is read as a nominee

 

21. It's not gonna be outdoors this year

 

22. Vendors won't pace the aisles loudly selling Ball Park Franks

 

23. No one will bring Guy Fieri as their plus-one

 

24. A clearly Japanese "Hurt Locker" will not win Best Foreign Film

 

25. The entire show will not be a 3-hour long live re-creation of Godspell

 

26. The Academy will be thanked, Pepperidge Farm will not

 

27. No one will wrap their speech up early, simply stating "Diarrhea"